The Kids

The cheesiest music ever made. I feel the vomit rising up my throat.

Worst Music Ever

Penis Enlargement

I've found. During my searches for sites about penis enlargement (don't ask) that more and more the search engines are just putting up absolute junk sites that have nothing to do with anything because they are trying to filter out the penis enlargement sites. Guess what. If I am search for penis enlargement then I want to read about penis enlargement! Don't try and police the web in this way it's absolutely annoying. Anyway my POINT is. That VimaxReview.com - Penis Enlargement is a QUALITY penis enlargement site and you can't even find it when you search for penis enlargement. This is ridiculous. It's almost as ridiculous as the hollywood undead. And yes. This is why I was searching for penis enlargement. I'll tell you why. The kids from Hollywood Undead called me up and asked me about the average penis size. They claimed it was normal to have a 3 inch cock (fully erect.) I had to regretfully inform them that they in fact all had micro penises. And I suggested Vimax for their needs! Oh yes, the beautiful mother whales of the world. Ah to hell with 'em.

***disclaimer: for entertainment value only. none of this is true.***